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Master Exploder

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1 Master Exploder
700 lectures
2 The Metal
140 lectures
3 Beelzeboss
154 lectures
4 Kickapoo
142 lectures

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MP3 : The Pick Of Destiny / Kickapoo (2006)

The Pick Of Destiny / Kickapoo (2006)

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  • Titre : Kickapoo
  • Album : The Pick Of Destiny
  • Année : 2006

Paroles :



A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

You've disobeyed my orders, son,
My way you never [born?].
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're going for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad

I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock

# Posté le vendredi 21 novembre 2008 17:57

MP3 : The Pick Of Destiny / Beelzeboss (2006)

The Pick Of Destiny / Beelzeboss  (2006)

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  • Titre : Beelzeboss
  • Album : The Pick Of Destiny
  • Année : 2006

Paroles :

I am complete!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait! wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

And what if *i* win?
then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
trust me Kage, its the only way,
What the fuck are you talking about?
to be your little bitch.

Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

Noooooo!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
listen to me
he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
dude, we've been through so much shit,
deactivated lasers with my dick
now its time to blow this fucker down!
C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
OOOOOOh and who'll piledrive ya, it's time for the black out
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [ 17 fois ]

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!

NOOOO!

ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
ooohh no!

From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

# Posté le vendredi 21 novembre 2008 17:53

MP3 : The Pick Of Destiny / The Metal (2006)

The Pick Of Destiny / The Metal (2006)

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  • Titre : The Metal
  • Album : The Pick Of Destiny
  • Année : 2006

Paroles :

You can't kill the metal,
the metal will live on.

Punk rock tryed to kill the metal,
but they failled, as they were smacked to the ground.
New wave tryed to kill the metal,
but they failled as they were stricken down, to the ground.
Grunge tryed to kill the metal,
(hahahaha) they failled as they were thrown to the ground.

No one can destroy the metal,
the metal will strick you down with a visious blow,
we are the vancouished foes of the metal,
we tryed to win for why, we do not know.

New wave tryed to destroy the metal,
but the metal had it's way.
Grunge then tryed to deflow the metal,
but metal was in the way.
Punk rock tryed to destroy the metal,
but metal was much to strong.
Techno tryed to defile the metal,
but techno was proven wrong

YEAH!
Metal, metal, metal
it comes from hell.

# Posté le jeudi 20 novembre 2008 11:45

Modifié le jeudi 20 novembre 2008 14:35

MP3 : The Pick Of Destiny / Master Exploder (2006)

The Pick Of Destiny / Master Exploder (2006)

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  • Titre : Master Exploder
  • Album : The Pick Of Destiny
  • Année : 2006

Paroles :

I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone , (a microphone)
my voice is fucking , (fucking)
powerfull!

(sorry)

I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind, (to blow your mind)
but that shouldn't happen to me,
all the time...

Now take a look, (take a look)
Tell me what do you see, (what do you see)
we got the pick,
of destiny!

# Posté le jeudi 20 novembre 2008 11:34